Here are 13 excuse notes teachers have received from parents….believe it or not. The spelling and wording are exact from the notes themselves.1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 31, and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits…[words in the parentheses were crossed out].
12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Thursday Thirteen rocks. Visit the hub to join in.
14 comments:
These are hilarious!
Oh goodness. #11 takes the cake. Happy TT!
Thanks you made my day. My favorite was loose vowels.
Unbelievable! Makes you wonder if the children wrote those, if not the parents should be required to go to school with their children! LOL
Loose vowels? I wonder how their dipthongs were doing.... :)
Wow, these are so funny. I'm glad I visited your TT! But it is a sad commentary on adults. We focus so much on the kids' education, but once they graduate, we don't think about education anymore. What I'm saying is that if a student wrote this way, they would be corrected and taught better, but once you are an adult, no one does that. Does that make sense?
Way too funny, but sad, too. Let's hope the kids are getting a better education than their parents obviously got!
Happy TT!
I wonder how many of those notes were written by children who'd been skipping school to watch Nick-TV.
My TT is at Buck Naked Politics
I think someone else did this same exact list...lol. It still made me laugh. Happy TT.
great post!!
my very first 13 is up ----
http://momworksathome.blogspot.com
OK, these made me laugh out loud...especially the "she is administrating" one! Great list!
Absolutely loved it! I hope Roland found his hip.
Oh my gawd! I think some of these parents need to go back to school themselves! Or at least give them a book on grammar and a dictionary. Lol!
I've seen some doozies in my time.
Post a Comment